Freudian Slip

Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories.
One man says, "I had the worst Freudian Slip the other
day."

The other man responds, "What is a Freudian Slip?"

"You know, it's when you mean to say one thing, but
you say something else that reveals what you are really
thinking about. Like the other day I was at the airport
and this really beautiful lady was helping me. Instead
of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', I asked
her for 'to Pickets to Tittsburgh."

The second replies, "Oh, now I know what you are talking
about. It's like the other day when I was having breakfast
with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the Orange Juice,
and instead I said, "YOU RUINED MY LIFE BITCH!"