METALLI-FUCKING-CA!

'Nuff said.....

Joke

Why do women have a forehead?

So you have somewhere to kiss them after you cum
in their mouth.
:-D :-D :-D

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Oh, What A Night!

Well, no drunken ramblings to be deleted this time - that's because I woke up Friday morning on the Kitchen floor with my arm around a bucket of vomit! I've always made it to bed before, so that was quite surprising. I've been hearing quite a few stories about Thursday night, and although I can't remember much, I know that what I have been told is true! I did eleven Aftershocks - sadly not beating Nikki's record of 18, but he didn't have the different colours mixed together like me - and countless pints and had a really good time. Math decided to text a girl we know to see if she "wanted to do Leo up the shitbox with a dildo" He assures me the answer was "if he gets me drunk enough" - Erm, no offence, but I think I'll give that a miss! Came third in the quiz at the Met Bar, Mainly thanks to Andrew! I remember meeting Nicky just before I went home, with her having the dubious honour of talking to me whilst I sat on the corner of Station Road and Murray Street puking my guts up! Then Jake wouldn't let me into Nic's car, and after I got home managed to offend my Mother with my foul mouth, and kept everyone awake by singing Football chants whilst lying on the Kitchen floor, where I stayed until I woke up in the morning!

Great Days!

Blah Blah Blah!

In about twenty minutes, it will be the twenty-eighth Anniversary of my Birth. I shall be VERY pissed this time tomorrow.

Currently Playing - Pantera 'A Vulgar Display of Power'

BMW today announced that it is to buy a controlling Share of the Sauber Formula One Team on 1st January 2006, quite where this leaves WilliamsF1 we don't know, apparently BMW will be happy to continue it's supply of Engines, but will Williams want them? Rumours are that the new Cosworth engine is much more powerful!

See you tomorrow for another entry that will probably get deleted!

Hi! MkII

Hello, an interesting weekend to be sure - so much so, that I found it necessary to delete an entry to this 'Blog that I made at approx 1.15am Sunday morning, as I was pissed off my head and made some comments that I do not want to be seen! However, I have made these comments elsewhere, in a place I cannot delete them!

Saturday night is a bit fuzzy, to say the least! Had a flashback at work today, I definitely flashed my bollocks a few times - anyone I know in Oxford will know this is nothing new! But there are a couple of things I'm not too sure about, nevermind - one last blow out in the Met this Thursday, and I'm considering giving up alcohol for good as it just causes me problems!

Found out that some people seem to appreciate me though, which surprised me! I had quite an Ego trip on Saturday when several people told me that I'm lovely, and when I relayed my surprise to a couple of others today and yesterday, they said "Well you are!" - I'm in a much better place right now :-)

Pre-ordered the new Oxford Home shirt, and I have joined OxVox, I expect a lot from the coming season, especially having to pay out £21 to a Swansea fan on Saturday after Oxford finished last season 21 points behind Swansea - I don't wanna have to do that again, and we re-instated the "pound a point" bet for next season!

What Sophia Thinks of Me....

1. Am I attractive? Always have, always willx x

2. Am I sweet? Hell yeah, just in a skippy way


3.Am I crazy? If I said no, would you kill me? Yes


4. Am I loveable? Cuddly and loveable


5.Am I psycho? That would be.... you.. and me.., always.... and forever!!


6.Am I funny? One of the funniest Guys I know


7. Am I mean? Never been mean to me, but could you be mean to some people who I do not like?


8. Am I a good person?Yes



9. Am I willing to die ? If you had to?

Would you.......

9.Hug me? Everyday


10. Miss me if I was gone? Definately, and you are gone, and do miss you!!


11.Listen to my problems? Yep


12.Be a good friend? I am... most of the time x x


13.Go out with me? If I were single babe


14.If you already have would you do it again? Never, x x


15.Kiss me? Id be worried about your facial hair sometimes.... but yeah x x x


16. Marry me if you could? You dont want to marry me!!


17.Tell me something that you have never told me before? And what? I could, but I am not going to, as the only thing I do not beleive I have told you are dirty things, and I do not share things like that, or wait, I have something, not sure I f I told you this already.... PETER FORD IS ABSOLUTELY C R A P IN BED!!

How well do you know me......

18. Whens my Birthday? Crap with dates


19. How old am I? 18 always and forever


20.What school do I go to? The school of life and the summer school of rock!!


21. Do I have any siblings? yes


22.Who do I love? me of course wink wink


23. Who is my best friend? me again x xx


24.Whats my favorite band? You have so many!!


25. What is my favorite type of music? ROCK!!


26.Whats my favorite tv show? Porn ha ha ha


27. Whats my favorite song? Again, too many

Who am I....

28. What TV star do I remind you most of? Yogi Bear


29.What song would you dedicate to me? Many songs, but..... Sweet Child Of Mine, (GnR)


30.What famous person do I most resemble? Axel Rose

If you could.....

31.Give me a new name....what would it be? Yogi


32.Hook me up with someone (it can be you) who would it be and why? My Stepsis claire, but she aint single neither!!


33.Do one thing with me.......what would it be and why? get drunk...again


34.Drop me one peice of advise......what would it be? Love to those who love you, save your hate for the totally worthless pieces of shit
x x x

Just a few questions.....

35.What do you love about me? Your humour, when I get it...


36.What do you hate about me? The fact that you are still in Wales!!


37.what is my best quality? Your humour


38.If you could change one thing about me.....what would it be and why? Your job


39.What is your honest opinion of me? Adorable, fun lovin, grrrrrrrrreat!!!!


40.Who's the most compatible to me? I dont know, Anyone you like

x x x

What Nat Thinks of Me....

1. Am I attractive? - Yes
2. Am I sweet? -very
3.Am I crazy? -insane
4. Am I loveable? - absolutely
5.Am I psycho? -scarily so
6.Am I funny? - hilarious
7. Am I mean? - the meanest person I know
8. Am I a good person? - even though you try not to show it

9. Am I willing to die ? - No choice mate, you're going to have to

Would you.......

9.Hug me? - I do, as often as possible
10. Miss me if I was gone? - I do, so much
11.Listen to my problems? - I do, everyday!
12.Be a good friend? - I try to be
13.Go out with me? - Nope
14.If you already have would you do it again? - Nope!!
15.Kiss me? - If you shaved off your ginger beard and brushed your teeth, you may get a peck
16. Marry me if you could? - How much would I be paid??
17.Tell me something that you have never told me before? And what? - I thnk you know all my secrets, except the dirty ones I do with your best friend, which you don't want to know about

How well do you know me......

18. Whens my Birthday? - 23rd June
19. How old am I? - Will be 29???
20.What school do I go to? - Tetworth School for gaylords
21. Do I have any siblings? - One Sister
22.Who do I love? - Me
23. Who is my best friend? - Sweat Boy?
24.Whats my favorite band? - N*SYNC
25. What is my favorite type of music? - Teen pop
26.Whats my favorite tv show? - Pimp My Ride
27. Whats my favorite song? - I like to Ride my Bicycle by Queen

Who am I....

28. What TV star do I remind you most of? - Mr Blobby

29.What song would you dedicate to me? - Die Laughing by Therapy
30.What famous person do I most resemble? - Chris Moyles, the arrogant sod


If you could.....

31.Give me a new name....what would it be? - Liam
32.Hook me up with someone (it can be you) who would it be and why? - ****** because you deserve it x

33.Do one thing with me.......what would it be and why? - Hook you up with anyone so you can get laid!
34.Drop me one peice of advise......what would it be? - shut up whinging and get on with it

Just a few questions.....

35.What do you love about me? - kindness, thoughtfulness, sense of humour, loyalty
36.What do you hate about me? - sometimes mean just to be funny
37.what is my best quality? - the fact you know me
38.If you could change one thing about me.....what would it be and why? - I would move you back to Oxford
39.What is your honest opinion of me? - I love and miss you x
40.Who's the most compatible to me? - the remote control and your right hand x

What The Floopster thinks of me.......

1. Am I attractive? Who’d say no the Leo grin?
2. Am I sweet? *sniggers*
3.Am I crazy? yeah- CaRAZAY!
4. Am I loveable? Oh so very much!
5.Am I psycho? When in aggressive mode, possibly!
6.Am I funny? You know it!
7. Am I mean? Only when appropriate, like in discussions about Lesley!
8. Am I a good person? Absolutely.

9. Am I willing to die ? I hope not!

Would you.......

9.Hug me? Yes
10. Miss me if I was gone? I certainly do!
11.Listen to my problems? Have done before, can I stop now though?
12.Be a good friend? I’d try!
13.Go out with me? That would be weird! No!
14.If you already have would you do it again? n/a
15.Kiss me? On the cheek!
16. Marry me if you could? Depends on the biological clock, I have every intention of marrying a mate if I’m 30 and haven’t had babies yet (8 years to go- not that long actually!)
17.Tell me something that you have never told me before? And what? Sure…. That could be a fun game!

How well do you know me......

18. Whens my Birthday? I wanna say June 23?
19. How old am I? I wanna say 26, turning 27? (bloody HELL!)
20.What school do I go to? You don’t. You DID go to some school in Tetsworth, didn’t you?
21. Do I have any siblings? A sister, the lovely Nicola
22.Who do I love? Anything with a pulse
23. Who is my best friend? James
24.Whats my favorite band? Status Quo
25. What is my favorite type of music? Rocky/metally stuff
26.Whats my favorite tv show? Currently, BB6 I think!
27. Whats my favorite song? Something by Status Quo?

Who am I....

28. What TV star do I remind you most of? None, you are truly individual.
29.What song would you dedicate to me? The theme song to the Skippy peanut butter ads
30.What famous person do I most resemble? Again, none.

If you could.....

31.Give me a new name....what would it be? Clive
32.Hook me up with someone (it can be you) who would it be and why? ******, cuz you like her!
33.Do one thing with me.......what would it be and why? Just hang out. Its been too long!
34.Drop me one peice of advise......what would it be? Never eat yellow snow.

Just a few questions.....

35.What do you love about me? That you’re great!
36.What do you hate about me? That you live in Wales!
37.what is my best quality? You care about people- which is the root of so many other good qualities!
38.If you could change one thing about me.....what would it be and why? Change nothing.
39.What is your honest opinion of me? Um, haven’t I just spent ages going on about you?? Bloody hell, aren’t you a demanding narcissist today!
40.Who's the most compatible to me? Sabrina. The car.

St. Anger

For the first time ever. I am listening to Metallica's ST Anger album through earphones (as I don't want to wake up the entire neighbourhood - but need it loud!) and I'm picking up on little things that I never noticed were there before, just a few sounds in the background when the music goes quiet, weird, but cool.

Paranoia

I've come over all funny today, and it's made me question myself in many ways. Now, I suppose you could say that looking at my other recent entries, that I've been doing that for a while now. But I've come to the conclusion that one thing is very clear to me - I'm nearly 28(exactly a week away, to be exact)it's time to grow up.

Time to stop driving like a dick
Time to stop acting the fool
Time to take responsibility for Who I Am
Time to figure out where my life is going
Time to find someone?

Wish me luck, and if you see a few changes soon, please support me in them - I'm gonna need all the help I can get!

Hello!

Listening to the new Foo Fighters album - get it, it's fucking awesome, even if the riff from 'In Your Honour' is ripped off from Radiohead's 'Sulk'!

Krisse asked in what ways do I feel under-estaimated as a person. It's just that most people seem to think that they know who I am, and that is a bloke who is good for a laugh, but a bit of a perv and not trustworthy. Which is fundamentally wrong! I feel that I know how to have a good time, even if I do get a little loud after a few beers! Yeah, I do make a lot of sexual Innuendoes, but that's been a part of me since I was 14, I know when to make them and when not to! I have no idea what I have done to be declared not trustworthy, I have always considered myself to be an honourable chap, and it just bugs me when people judge me when they haven't given me the courtesy of getting under the skin of Skippy/Leo to find Lee Richard Compton.

The Way I Feel...

This came out of me during an Email conversation with Nat, and actually sums up my feelings at the moment:

I'm not happy that people don't appreciate me in the way that I do! Not many people know the real me (even down in Oxford) and I feel that I'm totally under-estimated as a person.

Sounds rather arrogant I know, but it is true. Help me out people, I really am a decent bloke!

Time for Bed?

Well it's not even 2300 and I'm going to bed. How sad is that?

I think the 'Confidence and Positvity' thing worked a bit too well
today as I've been very arrogant, and downright rude to some people -
especially when there were women about!

Twat

Had a few Stella's last night as I wasn't feeling very happy - again, something I'm not going to go into. Woke up this morning @ 7am convinced it was Sunday and I was late for work, so I jump out of bed, get dressed then have the sudden realisation that it is in fact Saturday! Swore at myself before going back to bed!

Confidence and positivity
Confidence and positivity
Confidence and positivity
Confidence and positivity
Confidence and positivity
Confidence and positivity
Confidence and positivity

Tiredness

I'm really fucking tired. I did 198 hours at work in the last four
weeks, and this pay period I'm trying to get more - payslip was nice
reading today though!

Craig and some of his friends are now at the Download Festival @
Donington - gits! Excellent line up this year.

I'm still happy by the way, for another reason now - that I'm not going
into!!!

Big Brother

Hello! Further from yesterdays ramblings about voting [text] LESLEY [to
64404] out of Big Brother, I've made a BB 'Blog! I've already invited
The Floopster to join, if anyone else wants to be able to post on it let
me know!

TEXT LESLIE TO 64404

Cos she is HORRIBLE! She must leave - join me and the Floopster to rid
Big Brother 6 of this wench!, Hmm, just had an idea......

I'm just about to go to bed, tonight I shall be watching 'Dude, Where's
My Car?' so shall probably wake everyone up by laughing!

Thanks to the Dark Lord (Darth Craig X) for whoring me about on MySpace.com

Night night, LEO! X
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What Band am I?

Take the quiz: "-What Band are you!?"

You are The Beastie Boys!
Ch Check it out! You are an energetic, funloving bastard who loves life. Everyone loves to be around you and you make them laugh. Keep it up my friend!!

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I'm Back Baby!

Amazing isn't it? One hug from a pretty girl, and Leo has been well
happy! Even had a proper shave today, and I only ever do that when I'm
really happy!

Been singing Vai's 'In My Dreams With You' all day, brilliant song -
with some excellent vocals from Devin Townsend - that just seems to fit
with life well at the moment, as I keep dreaming of someone........

"Baby don't wake me, Let me take you on an endless journey..."
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Strange Day....

Started off well, really good mood. Descended from there really, slowly
getting lower until I suddenly realised I needed a hug! After many
rejections, Craig sorted me out by getting Vicky to do the honours and I
was a very happy boy again.

Work was really shit today, think that had a lot to do with my not being
happy, but there's still something missing. Could it be my dream car?
Could it be my dream girl? Could it just be one of my 'Spells'? Could it
be all of the above?

I'm 28 in a few weeks. Not Good.
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What Mood?

Today, I don't know, I'm really quite happy, but really quite down.
Confused? I am! I know that I'm kind of enjoying life at the moment, but
I feel like there is something missing - and what is it? I'm not sure I
know, I think I might, but if it is that, there's nothing I can
currently do about it, so why is it bothering me? There's just that
hollow feeling inside, as if my chest is completely empty, weird. I
guess I'm happy, but with an underlying sadness. That's sorted that
then! Ah, if only it were that simple. I'm off to the land of dreams, to
see if someone is gonna pay me a visit again tonight..............
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