England were knocked out of the World Cup last night by Portugal, and as a man of my word, this is what has happened to me this morning.....
From this...
To this...
And I ain't happy about it, I hate not having a beard, I'm too fat and bald to not have some form of hair on my chin! Rest assured, I will have another beard within two weeks!
Chewie wasn't happy either, after I'd used the clippers to get the bulk of the beard off I sat and watched the end of the MotoGP 250cc race and he came round the corner and didn't recognise me, he went mental barking and growling, so I gave him my hand to sniff and he realised it was me and gave me a big kiss! He's so sweet!

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